Archive for the ‘Music.’ Category

Jam of the moment.

January 6, 2010

I can’t believe this song is 12 years old already. What I can believe, though,  is that this is the only LL Cool J song that will ever be on my iTunes playlist. I even bought the shit, so you RIAA squares can fuck off.

We’re in a different time now, so having 4 talented MCs*  on the same track is a forgotten concept. Fortunately for me, I was kid once and songs like this one happened all the time. I wish there was a video version with Canibus, but sans Master P cause he straight ruined that “remix.” Anyway, my favorite verse is DMX’s because when everyone is just rhyming for the sake of hip-hop and sounding dope, DMX wrote 16 bars about violently robbing you of your possessions.^

* – I never liked LL Cool J so I never get to his verse when I listen to the track. Frankly, I think he peaked before 91, thus making him completely irrelevant by the time this one came out. Luckily for Todd, Def Jam was STACKED with popular musicians and producers who could lend a helping hand. That lame excuse for a beef didn’t hurt either.

^ – Earl does this on Jayo Felony’s “Whatcha Gonna Do” as well.

T Willz – Nature Walk

July 7, 2009

It is no secret that Black people love pro wrestling. It’s strange to me, though, that there really haven’t been any rap songs dedicated to the sport. Well, it’s 2009, and someone decided enough was enough. I present to you “Nature Walk” by T Willz.

It’s not just about wrestling, but about the greatest wrestler of all time: Ric Flair. Listen to this masterpiece, then discuss in the comments. THIS ONE IS FULL OF GEMS, PEOPLE!!

Ric Flair widdit, now watch me Bob Holly..

Rest In Peace Michael Jackson.

June 25, 2009

Farrah Fawcett chose a  bad day to die. The King of Pop died today, and everyone in my office is really sad about it. I’ve always said Michael Jackson is one of those people whose death will stop the entire world. My world certainly has.

If I could embed “Thriller,” I would. Damn you, Universal Music Group.

Rappers Acting Homo.

June 16, 2009

I’ve been slacking on this entry, but I finally decided to get around to it. A while ago I was on twitter, acting a fool, talking about Nintendo Wii when I was hit up by Eligh of Living Legends crew and Grouch & Eligh. He was coming off kinda.. suspect. Let me show you:

Eligh replies to my frustrating tweet:

“Hey you” Hmm.. I don’t talk to any males like that. I responded:

I responded normally, gave this fellow the benefit of the doubt. Then he said:

Knowing I have a potential “hit” in the blog world, I knew I had to let him know I wasn’t playing that fruity shit:

He responded, but was unable to shake the “switch hitter” image:

That was his excuse. What I post makes it clear that I am male. Hell, he and I have talked about guy shit before. I expect album sales to plummet. Oh yeah:

Bad Ass Song Of The Moment – Part 3

May 19, 2009

Vodpod videos no longer available.
I’ve never listened to Swashbuckle before, but I’m pretty sure all of their music revolves around the pirate world. Pirate Metal? I don’t know. When was the last time anyone saw a frontman weigh so much? Blues Traveler?

Brotha Lynch Hung endorses Crackcess Hollywood.

May 15, 2009


Wednesday is Hump day.

May 6, 2009

Not in the literal sense, unfortunately. Leave it to White people to come up with such a witty name for the middle of the week. LOL. <–White people created that too. Anyway, the new Gallows album is out, and I’m going to listen to it in it’s entirety as I work. I might be wiki’ing Josef Mengele at some point today. Hmm, maybe I shouldn’t have mentioned that. People are gonna think I’m into White supremacy like Tom Araya.

I’ll post a real entry today.

Kobe Bryant Scores 81 Points!

May 5, 2009

I wish. Something about last night’s loss has me wanting to correct my life. There’s nothing wrong, except the part where I don’t know what I want to do with myself as far as careers go. I enjoy doing pr/online marketing, and I absolutely love the entertainment industry, but certain aspects of this job are completely unoriginal, and repetitive. Who woulda thought that the music biz would be redundant? Not I. So, unless something clicks soon, I’ll probably look into pursuing something other than a degree in Comm. We’ll see though. Some days I dream about having my own marketing firm, and some days I dream about being a race car driver. Almost 24, and I don’t know what I’m doing with myself. Alarming.

So now that the serious stuff is out of the way, I can talk about Lil Wayne. I recently listened to The Carter III in it’s entirety and I have to say..Lil Wayne is nowhere near a top 10 list. I realize the guy can make a great album and write mega hits, but there’s nothing about his skill that makes me want to compare him to the all-time, and current greats. Fabolous, and Juelz have a guest spot on the same song on the album, and their verses put Lilweezyana’s entire disc to shame. SHAME. Anyway, that’s it for now.

Bad ass song of the Moment #2

April 27, 2009

Steel Panther – Death To All But Metal

These guys play their instruments well. They also look really fucking gay, but that’s the whole point of their gimmick. It doesn’t matter that these guys ripped off a Metallica riff for this song, or that they say called Dr. Dre gay, or that they think Sarah Silverman is funny, or that they changed their name like 12 times or.. etc etc. Just listen to this shit, and laugh. Worst lyrics ever for a lead single. There’s a radio edit that replaces all the foul language with noises like horns, and whistles, and all kinds of stupid corny shit.

Nike 6.0 And 3 Inches Of Blood Collab.

April 27, 2009


The first pair of Nikes I’ll purchase that aren’t SBs. I haven’t bought a pair of shoes in over a year, but these are too dope to pass up. Pretty much a P-Rod High, and the colorway is insanely good. These drop Friday,  May 1st at select retailers. And now for some motherfucking 3 Inches Of Blood.