Archive for the ‘Fashion’ Category

Accessories I need to retire: Fitteds Edition.

May 11, 2010

That’s easily one of the worst promo shots I’ve ever seen, but I’m not here to talk about flared nostrils and awkward angles. I gotta tell y’all about the fitteds in my collection that have to be burned, thrown away, given to Goodwill etc. I’m ashamed of all of the New Eras in this post. Even worse than some of the shirts in my last “_____ I need to retire” entry. Ohhh lets doooo it!!


Nike 6.0 And 3 Inches Of Blood Collab.

April 27, 2009


The first pair of Nikes I’ll purchase that aren’t SBs. I haven’t bought a pair of shoes in over a year, but these are too dope to pass up. Pretty much a P-Rod High, and the colorway is insanely good. These drop Friday,  May 1st at select retailers. And now for some motherfucking 3 Inches Of Blood.

Brooklyn Projects Nike SB Dunk Low

January 13, 2009

Killer Collab by Nike. These will be released in February, 2009 at both Brooklyn Projects locations in Los Angeles.

Nike SB falling off, black hipsters and stupid kids to blame.

December 30, 2008

I haven’t splurged on a pair of SBs in a minute for two reasons. I have no money, and most of the shit coming out is just plain wack. So..I guess if I had money, I still wouldn’t buy. Whatever. 2009 is looking pretty weak, but this dope ass Blazer is “John Blaze” as the popular kids would say:

Expect these to drop in the Spring or Summer, 2009. Now if you’ll excuse me, there’s a girl with thick thighs in my bed, and I need to warm up cause it’s Winter time, and a heater can only do so much.

Take me to Jonestown.

December 30, 2008

Sorry about the lack of updates. The holidays and all that shit took over my life for a second. Speaking of holidays.. My family does their Christmas festivites on the 24th for some reason. I never knew why so I decided to investigate. I asked my mother why we didn’t open gifts on the morning of the 25th.

Mom: Porque? Yo no quiero esperar.

I suppose being impatient is a good reason to open gifts early, and when your mom is in her 50’s and from Central America, whatever she says goes. She’s not afraid to break out that sandal and hit you behind the ear.

Then I asked my sister why we weren’t being traditional with our Christmas festivities.

Sister: Because we’re not White.

This is the same person who tried to explain to me that stereotypes were wrong. I was under the impression that all Black children are naturally buff, and she told me to stop being ignorant. This was before she said “fucking Asian people can’t drive.”

Ah, my brother. I was sure to get a real response out of him. After all, he’s a man. He has a brain. “Hey George. How come we don’t celebrate Christmas on the 25th like everyone else?”

Brother: Cause it’s my house, foo’.

This is a 31 year old man with a college degree still talking like Kid Frost, and every other hispanic gang member from the mid-nineties. How could I even argue?

Finally, I asked my father why we didn’t follow the rules.

Dad: Because these Jews..

I stopped listening after I heard “Jews.” There was some rant about Disneyland, and then he made this absurd claim that Christmas was a Jewish Holiday. I just laughed. Happy Holidays.

The hood bootlegged em, now everybody sportin’ em.

December 21, 2008

I’m not one to splurge on Air Jordans, but this cold temperature I’m experiencing has me wanting to take part in some of this heat thats dropping in January and February of ’09.

Busy P Air Force 1 U.S. Release Info

October 24, 2008

Did you miss out on scoring a pair of these kicks earlier this year? Well, if you’re in New York, or Los Angeles next week, you might be in luck. The Busy P Air Force 1 will be released exclusively at the following retailers:

October 30, 2008
Nike Sportswear at 21 Mercer
21 Mercer Street
New York, NY

October 31, 2008
Nike Sportswear at The Montalbán
1615 Vine Street
Los Angeles, CA

I’m not too big on the AF1 lows these days, but the colorway is dope as hell. If I had the money, I’d probably try to get myself a pair. Have fun camping, fellow hype beasts.

Death to the Hipster.

October 19, 2008

Here’s something I read about Hipsters. I’ll never understand tight pants in 08.

De La Soul AOI: Bionix SB dunk.

September 25, 2008

AOI: Bionix lows set to drop sometime next year. These are a must have for me.

Vans X Slayer.

July 21, 2008

Those hightops are a must have. No two ways about it. Them lows are gay though. All slip on shoes are gay.