There are some opinions you can’t have.

A couple weeks ago I was listening to Joe De Rosa and Patrice O’neal argue on the Opie & Anthony Radio Program when they got into the story of when Patrice said Alfred Hitchcock was a phony and The Birds stunk. Of course, they all had a good laugh at the absurdity of Patrice’s “opinion.” He went on to say that anyone who took that serious was an idiot and that there are people who have these ridiculous opinions that no one should be able to have. I had one of those moments recently when I said Nolan Ryan was overrated. My good friend “Hollywood” pointed out that I was “trying to be different” guy and he was right. What an asshole I was. This got me to thinking about the dumb as fuck opinions some people have. Here are a few opinions that you just cannot have.

Lebron James is better than Kobe Bryant. – Stop. Even if I don’t count the first three championships this argument would still be invalid. We’re at 2-0, folks. Stop being so anti-rape and watch the games. Kobe is the all around better player. He has the rings, marketing dollars and out of court settlements to prove it.

There are men tougher than Johnny Coyle and Patrick Doherty – You can’t give out your phone number and address on television without being bad as shit. Ohhhh how I wish Youtube existed back in the early 1990’s. There would probably be an endless line of Micks at this dude’s front door looking for a proper, gentlemanly fight. As far as I’m concerned, there’s no way you can use the phrase the proof is in the puddin’ without having caught a few bodies in your day.

“Blunt Ashes” is an all-around good song – Chris Webber made beats when every time he was on the 15-day DL and this beat was the one Nas liked? I’m sure there were hundreds, Nasir. The very first thing to come out of Nas’ mouth on this track is him asking if Langston Hughes and Alex Haley smoked weed before they told their stories. That bug eyed emoticon is very necessary.

Violence solves nothing! – It solves a lot of things! Take the video above, for instance. Two men decided to fight for some money. One of them said “I’m the best… jackass” The other said, “No, I’m the best… papi!” They took their differences in the ring, and in the end one of these men truly was the best. Now, that’s a problem solved, no?

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