Bad Ass Song Of The Moment – Part 3

I’ve never listened to Swashbuckle before, but I’m pretty sure all of their music revolves around the pirate world. Pirate Metal? I don’t know. When was the last time anyone saw a frontman weigh so much? Blues Traveler?

#Musicmonday

Let the immaturity begin.

Brotha Lynch Hung endorses Crackcess Hollywood.

Hi.

I’m sitting at the dinner table, naked, enjoying a cherry Pop-Tart. It’s actually a knock-off, supermarket brand pop-tart, but a pop-tart, nontheless. I would say my day has officially begun, wouldn’t you?

I have a new kitten. Here he is:

The girlfriend is in the way, so ignore her. Isn’t he great? We haven’t decided on a name yet, but we’ll probably have one by the end of the night. Here’s a list of names I came up with. I’m sure each one of these will be shot down:

Young Stripez
Cat’ron
Young Bleed
The Young Joe Frazier
Habib
Sauce Money
Tobias 2

Anyone else have some ideas?

Wednesday is Hump day.

Not in the literal sense, unfortunately. Leave it to White people to come up with such a witty name for the middle of the week. LOL. <–White people created that too. Anyway, the new Gallows album is out, and I’m going to listen to it in it’s entirety as I work. I might be wiki’ing Josef Mengele at some point today. Hmm, maybe I shouldn’t have mentioned that. People are gonna think I’m into White supremacy like Tom Araya.

I’ll post a real entry today.

Kobe Bryant Scores 81 Points!

I wish. Something about last night’s loss has me wanting to correct my life. There’s nothing wrong, except the part where I don’t know what I want to do with myself as far as careers go. I enjoy doing pr/online marketing, and I absolutely love the entertainment industry, but certain aspects of this job are completely unoriginal, and repetitive. Who woulda thought that the music biz would be redundant? Not I. So, unless something clicks soon, I’ll probably look into pursuing something other than a degree in Comm. We’ll see though. Some days I dream about having my own marketing firm, and some days I dream about being a race car driver. Almost 24, and I don’t know what I’m doing with myself. Alarming.

So now that the serious stuff is out of the way, I can talk about Lil Wayne. I recently listened to The Carter III in it’s entirety and I have to say..Lil Wayne is nowhere near a top 10 list. I realize the guy can make a great album and write mega hits, but there’s nothing about his skill that makes me want to compare him to the all-time, and current greats. Fabolous, and Juelz have a guest spot on the same song on the album, and their verses put Lilweezyana’s entire disc to shame. SHAME. Anyway, that’s it for now.

Is it press release monday or some shit?

Pretty soon I’m going to start demanding marketing dollarz. Anyway, if you’re an athlete, and like cutting-edge websites, then read this shit.

LEADING CREATIVE AGENCY iNDELIBLE Introduces NEW TINACTIN^® chill

Unique Web site targeted to first time athlete’s foot sufferers

Los Angeles, CA – May 4th, 2009 – The iNDELIBLE agency of NY and LA today announced the availability of TINACTIN^® CHILL, an antifungal spray for the treatment of athlete’s foot. TINACTIN CHILL is available in two formulations, liquid spray and deodorant powder spray.

The product is specially designed to address the needs of the first time athlete’s foot sufferer, young males ages 14 to 22. Athlete’s foot is caused by direct contact with fungus. People are most susceptible when their feet are sweating or lack proper ventilation, such as wearing shoes that are too tight. The condition can be picked up from walking barefoot in locker rooms, pools and other public areas.

“Their first experience with athlete’s foot can be very frightening and intimidating for young men,” said John O’Mullane, PhD., group vice president, research and development, Schering-Plough Consumer Healthcare.  “Our research indicated that to reach this age group we would need to go beyond the traditional methods of communication with our customers.”

To reach this audience, iNDELIBLE developed an innovative Web site, www.meettheburns.com. The site features a series of “Webisodes” highlighting the Burns family and a character named “Gus” representing fungus. Each segment presents an athlete’s foot treatment message in a situation comedy style that is entertaining and assessable for teens. “Many young men are reluctant to talk about their situation when they first experience athlete’s foot,” O’Mullane said. “However, they often seek information on the Internet. By developing this Web site, we can reach young men and help inform them that there are effective and easy to use treatments for this common condition.”

About TINACTIN CHILL

TINACTIN CHILL is clinically proven to cure most athlete’s foot and even help prevent athlete’s foot with daily use. The Liquid Spray provides an extra cooling sensation and the Deodorant Powder Spray will fight odor all day long in addition to treating athlete’s foot.

TINACTIN CHILL is available at most mass retailers, drugstores, grocery stores and online outlets.

About iNDELIBLE

iNDELIBLE is a leading interactive creative agency with offices in NY and LA. Clients include: ABC, AOL, Cartier, Casio, Citigroup, Clairol, Estee Lauder, Hearst Corporation, JetBlue Airways, M·A·C Cosmetics, Napster, NBC Universal, Playboy, PROTEGE for Kmart, Procter & Gamble, Rich & Skinny, Sony, Tiffany & Co., Viacom, Virgin Mobile, Warner Brothers and Yahoo!

Facebook suggesting suggestive suggestions.

Not a chance, Facebook. I should have clicked to see who my two “friends” are. I got no love for them homos.

Win an 8GB iPod Touch.

The folks at Nobetterdeal.com decided to reach out to me because they want me to spread the word on this contest. They realize the power that is I. Anyway, click the picture, sign up..and just sit back and wait I guess. Hopefully it’s loaded up with a bunch of Cattle Decapitation songs.

Angry French Canadians Want To Beat Me Up.

The other day I was pitching some content to editors about the Webby Awards or some shit like that and without knowing, I sent an email to a fellow who is angry at me. Apparently our 3rd party email list needs to be updated. Anyway, this gentleman is angry with me because a few years back, I stole his 1st gen Gameboy Advance from his then girlfriend’s car. They broke up, he wanted it back, and I lied and said I broke it. I didn’t break it, I just felt like being an asshole. I’d video chat with his girlfriend (who is one of my best friends) and show her the Gameboy intact. hahaha. So, this moron responds to my email with:

You got balls texting me fucking fag,I don’t care that you’re Johnny’s new bitch, I’m coming back to L.A. and you’re the first on my list, and don’t think Michelle will save your ass again!

best regards, The Jypsy

I didn’t even text the guy. I should tell all of you that this guy is 31, and probably living couch to couch, just like when he was in L.A. last, but I digress. If you know me you know I responded with an email just as childish:

Wow, such hostility that is probably undeserved. I have no idea how you know Johnny or Michelle (I pretended like I didn’t know him), or me for that matter, but I’ve decided to do a quick google search on your alias. I still don’t know who you are, but when I read that you called me a “fucking faggot” and “Johnny’s bitch” I just thought I’d remind you that you look like this:

You see, any “man” with highlights in his hair is clearly a homosexual, and when you make the face in the third picture, you have no room to say anything about my orientation.

He hasn’t responded yet.