I’m sitting at the dinner table, naked, enjoying a cherry Pop-Tart. It’s actually a knock-off, supermarket brand pop-tart, but a pop-tart, nontheless. I would say my day has officially begun, wouldn’t you?
I have a new kitten. Here he is:
The girlfriend is in the way, so ignore her. Isn’t he great? We haven’t decided on a name yet, but we’ll probably have one by the end of the night. Here’s a list of names I came up with. I’m sure each one of these will be shot down:
Young Stripez
Cat’ron
Young Bleed
The Young Joe Frazier
Habib
Sauce Money
Tobias 2
Anyone else have some ideas?
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