There has never been a better sports related commercial than this one. Not even that incredible young Jordan vs. old Jordan Gatorade commercial. There’s something about the God-awful flat top wig, and Patrick Ewing’s Kermit the Frog voice that absolutely kills me every time I watch it. Enjoy.
For the second time this year, Poland is giving me mad traffic. Why? Because everyone in Poland is a fan of this video, it seems. So, with that said, thank you, Poland. Thank you for Andrzej Golota, Tomasz Adamek, The Jew from that movie “The Pianist,” and the 2008 Olympic Women’s Volleyball team. Those girls were fine as hell.
Milena Sadurek, everyone.
Love,
Alfonso Zayas.
Let the immaturity begin.
I’m sitting at the dinner table, naked, enjoying a cherry Pop-Tart. It’s actually a knock-off, supermarket brand pop-tart, but a pop-tart, nontheless. I would say my day has officially begun, wouldn’t you?
I have a new kitten. Here he is:
The girlfriend is in the way, so ignore her. Isn’t he great? We haven’t decided on a name yet, but we’ll probably have one by the end of the night. Here’s a list of names I came up with. I’m sure each one of these will be shot down:
Young Stripez
Cat’ron
Young Bleed
The Young Joe Frazier
Habib
Sauce Money
Tobias 2
Anyone else have some ideas?
Not in the literal sense, unfortunately. Leave it to White people to come up with such a witty name for the middle of the week. LOL. <–White people created that too. Anyway, the new Gallows album is out, and I’m going to listen to it in it’s entirety as I work. I might be wiki’ing Josef Mengele at some point today. Hmm, maybe I shouldn’t have mentioned that. People are gonna think I’m into White supremacy like Tom Araya.
I’ll post a real entry today.
I wish. Something about last night’s loss has me wanting to correct my life. There’s nothing wrong, except the part where I don’t know what I want to do with myself as far as careers go. I enjoy doing pr/online marketing, and I absolutely love the entertainment industry, but certain aspects of this job are completely unoriginal, and repetitive. Who woulda thought that the music biz would be redundant? Not I. So, unless something clicks soon, I’ll probably look into pursuing something other than a degree in Comm. We’ll see though. Some days I dream about having my own marketing firm, and some days I dream about being a race car driver. Almost 24, and I don’t know what I’m doing with myself. Alarming.
So now that the serious stuff is out of the way, I can talk about Lil Wayne. I recently listened to The Carter III in it’s entirety and I have to say..Lil Wayne is nowhere near a top 10 list. I realize the guy can make a great album and write mega hits, but there’s nothing about his skill that makes me want to compare him to the all-time, and current greats. Fabolous, and Juelz have a guest spot on the same song on the album, and their verses put Lilweezyana’s entire disc to shame. SHAME. Anyway, that’s it for now.
Pretty soon I’m going to start demanding marketing dollarz. Anyway, if you’re an athlete, and like cutting-edge websites, then read this shit.
LEADING CREATIVE AGENCY iNDELIBLE Introduces NEW TINACTIN® chill
Unique Web site targeted to first time athlete’s foot sufferers
Los Angeles, CA – May 4th, 2009 – The iNDELIBLE agency of NY and LA today announced the availability of TINACTIN® CHILL, an antifungal spray for the treatment of athlete’s foot. TINACTIN CHILL is available in two formulations, liquid spray and deodorant powder spray.
The product is specially designed to address the needs of the first time athlete’s foot sufferer, young males ages 14 to 22. Athlete’s foot is caused by direct contact with fungus. People are most susceptible when their feet are sweating or lack proper ventilation, such as wearing shoes that are too tight. The condition can be picked up from walking barefoot in locker rooms, pools and other public areas.
“Their first experience with athlete’s foot can be very frightening and intimidating for young men,” said John O’Mullane, PhD., group vice president, research and development, Schering-Plough Consumer Healthcare. “Our research indicated that to reach this age group we would need to go beyond the traditional methods of communication with our customers.”
To reach this audience, iNDELIBLE developed an innovative Web site, www.meettheburns.com. The site features a series of “Webisodes” highlighting the Burns family and a character named “Gus” representing fungus. Each segment presents an athlete’s foot treatment message in a situation comedy style that is entertaining and assessable for teens. “Many young men are reluctant to talk about their situation when they first experience athlete’s foot,” O’Mullane said. “However, they often seek information on the Internet. By developing this Web site, we can reach young men and help inform them that there are effective and easy to use treatments for this common condition.”
About TINACTIN CHILL
TINACTIN CHILL is clinically proven to cure most athlete’s foot and even help prevent athlete’s foot with daily use. The Liquid Spray provides an extra cooling sensation and the Deodorant Powder Spray will fight odor all day long in addition to treating athlete’s foot.
TINACTIN CHILL is available at most mass retailers, drugstores, grocery stores and online outlets.
About iNDELIBLE
iNDELIBLE is a leading interactive creative agency with offices in NY and LA. Clients include: ABC, AOL, Cartier, Casio, Citigroup, Clairol, Estee Lauder, Hearst Corporation, JetBlue Airways, M·A·C Cosmetics, Napster, NBC Universal, Playboy, PROTEGE for Kmart, Procter & Gamble, Rich & Skinny, Sony, Tiffany & Co., Viacom, Virgin Mobile, Warner Brothers and Yahoo!
Not a chance, Facebook. I should have clicked to see who my two “friends” are. I got no love for them homos.
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