Angry French Canadians Want To Beat Me Up.

The other day I was pitching some content to editors about the Webby Awards or some shit like that and without knowing, I sent an email to a fellow who is angry at me. Apparently our 3rd party email list needs to be updated. Anyway, this gentleman is angry with me because a few years back, I stole his 1st gen Gameboy Advance from his then girlfriend’s car. They broke up, he wanted it back, and I lied and said I broke it. I didn’t break it, I just felt like being an asshole. I’d video chat with his girlfriend (who is one of my best friends) and show her the Gameboy intact. hahaha. So, this moron responds to my email with:

You got balls texting me fucking fag,I don’t care that you’re Johnny’s new bitch, I’m coming back to L.A. and you’re the first on my list, and don’t think Michelle will save your ass again!

best regards, The Jypsy

I didn’t even text the guy. I should tell all of you that this guy is 31, and probably living couch to couch, just like when he was in L.A. last, but I digress. If you know me you know I responded with an email just as childish:

Wow, such hostility that is probably undeserved. I have no idea how you know Johnny or Michelle (I pretended like I didn’t know him), or me for that matter, but I’ve decided to do a quick google search on your alias. I still don’t know who you are, but when I read that you called me a “fucking faggot” and “Johnny’s bitch” I just thought I’d remind you that you look like this:

You see, any “man” with highlights in his hair is clearly a homosexual, and when you make the face in the third picture, you have no room to say anything about my orientation.

He hasn’t responded yet.

Tags: french canadian, homo thugs, webby awards