Actually, it’s not bad. I just wanted to rant about Facebook’s stupid ass suggestions about who I might want to add, or what corny shit I might want to be a fan of. Let’s begin.
Joshua Rangel – Why the fuck would I add this queer? The last time I saw him, I purposely dug my elbow into his midsection while we were playing basketball..and we were on the same team. Probably the epitome of the word “corny.” I once had 8th grade with this fruit, and he constantly would piss me off. He was hyperactive or some shit, and loud as fuck, talking about nonsense all the fucking time. Suck a dick, Josh. Nobody likes you.
Solomon Chen – You know, it gets me real hot under the collar when one nerd bullies another nerd, especially when the nerd being bullied is my friend. What gives one geek the right to shit talk about another? They’re all one in the same. Hmm, weird. The last time I saw Solomon was on the court as well. I hit him in the face when I tried to “block” his shot. I hope I broke his glasses, and his spirit.
Banksy – I couldn’t care less about an artist. Oooh, graffiti that makes a statement. Impressive. I don’t care. I haven’t been impressed by graffiti art since I was in some underground tunnel in Berlin, and saw a tag that said “I LOVE WOMAN” with a shitty drawing of a woman with some bush. Here’s a picture of it:
McLovin – I haven’t found McLovin funny since the first time I watched Superbad. Jonah Hill’s character was way, way funnier. Anyway, that actor’s career is over, and he’ll be forever known as McLovin. What a sad life he’s going to live when he’s 33. Strange looking motherfucker.
FMyLife – Like McLovin, that shit is over with. The phrase hasn’t been funny since Muñoz played it out in France. I can’t believe someone is capitalizing off of Superbad, and hasn’t paid for it. That Jew, Judd Apatow, should sue somebody. I want it to end immediately because every time I log in to some social networking site, some idiot is typing it. Yes, fuck your life, but not in the way you mean it. I want you to become an invalid, stupid.
Atlanta – Bring back the freaknic, and I’ll go. Otherwise, that place can eat shit. R.I.P./Shout out to Pimp C for shitting all over Atlanta in an interview.
The suggestions stopped coming for some reason. Oh well. It’s time to brush my cat, and watch SportCenter. Peace.
