I’m really excited about this entry. Over the weekend, I got a nasty message from someone’s alias on Yelp. My first ever piece of hate mail! I’ve decided to share it with all the loyal CH readers, but first, some info. I went to this shitty vegan restaurant the other day, and pretty much trashed it in my review. Read it here.
As you can see, I gave that restaurant a verbal thrashing. Well, someone got hot under the collar because of it, and sent me a nasty, awfully written message. It goes like this:
“guinness is for frat boys. your girlfriend is an ugly teenybopper with an idiotic haircut, but even she probably only fucks you because you pay her way. you are ugly and obviously stuck up. i hope i never meet you, because if i did, i would probably try to run you over, you useless piece of shit. too bad your mother didn’t abort you or kill you as soon as you came out. you are a waste of space and air. hopefully you do get hit by a car or are mugged and maimed forever by some gangster who is doing you and all of us a favor.
go drink some guinness, fuck your idiot girlfriend until her shitty fake hardcore band gets famous and she dumps your lame, flabby ass. you piece of shit.“
Oh boy. I really think that was written by the fat server, or the xVegaNx cook. I suppose they assumed they knew everything about me through my profile on the site, and the pictures I have up, cause I have no real personal information on there. So the whole girlfriend thing is hilarious. I pay her way through life, I’m flabby, and she’s got a hardcore band. hahaha. Idiot. I’m pretty sure I can submit this to the police, and there would be some kind of conspiracy charge filed. I’m not a snitch, so that’s not gonna happen.
I sent a response that went “Such animosity. How come?” But I haven’t gotten a response yet. I hope that Porky P is man/lesbian enough to respond. I haven’t been part of a good internet argument in quite some time. Please respond, Porky P. You already took the low road. Don’t quit while you’re behind.
Tags: faggots, pure luck los angeles, vegan food is gay, vegans are gay
March 2, 2009 at 1:47 pm |
LOL that they would assume Charity was your gf based on that incredibly… non-sexual/couple-y photo.
March 2, 2009 at 1:49 pm |
I know, right? They probably didn’t look at my other pictures.
March 2, 2009 at 2:17 pm |
LOL
March 2, 2009 at 2:25 pm |
This is going to be way more fun than 3 bands that suck.
March 2, 2009 at 2:38 pm |
It sounds like someone is jealous of the Farhaad lifestyle! Well, the lifestyle as they assume it to be, anyways… Keep us updated on this, I think you found a real gem here!
March 2, 2009 at 3:32 pm |
people that say shit like that never have the balls to even so much as disagree with you in public. i bet if he/she/it ever saw you in public they wouldn’t even call you on your review, but instead rush home to post about it in their blog, all the while pushing up their glasses and chugging mountain dew to fuel their fury.
March 2, 2009 at 6:27 pm |
I’m surprised I haven’t gotten any hate mail on yelp yet. Congratulations! That restaurant sucks–I’ve been there! Robin Thicke 4 life!
March 8, 2009 at 4:17 am |
hahahaha, wow … they are reallyyyyy serious about the vegan food.