Notice I said “you” and not “I.” There’s a good reason for that. See, Megan Corkery here, is a friend of my girlfriend’s. So if she read this, I’d probably get no sex for quite some time, and I need my sex to live. Anyway, does this girl have it going on or what? I semi-jokingly told my girlfriend that Megan should be a singer of a metal band, or some pussy type shit like Evanesance. She wasn’t pleased.
Can someone please get this gal to sing over the instrumental to Megadeth’s “Peace Sells?” I know she’s got the sass to sing it. Anyway, I don’t know how it works, but I’d like to see her win just cause I know I’ll meet her some day, and she’ll take us out to ridiculous steak dinners.
Bonus hot stuff:
I think I can say that I want to bang Kara without any backlash.
Tags: american idol, kara dioguardi, megan corkery, randy jackson, ryan seacrest, simon cowell
