My girlfriend is currently making dinner, and playing World of Warcraft at the same time. This is something I cannot comprehend, but I’ll let it slide this one time. Seriously, though, if dinner turns out to be subpar, then we all know what has to happen. Love hurts. All semi-joking aside, I love that my girl wants to play video games with me, but I’m wary of the ones she wants to play. World of Warcraft takes your soul. Ask my friend Peter. This guy would rather level up than hang out with some chicks. It’s happened more than once. I’m just afraid she’s gonna play like 20 hour sessions on the weekend and forget about me like my friend Peter. hahaha. Why can’t she co-op with me on some Gears of War, or Halo 3? Maybe even go against me in some MK vs. DC Universe. (I can hear her character attack or something right now. hahaha) This stirfry better be the shit.
I’m slacking on the personal updates as of late. I’m just consumed by everything. Work, school, relationship, ruining Valentine’s Day dinners etc. If it were up to me, I’d write about my sex life 24/7 but I have to “respect” my girlfriend or some jibber-jabber like that. Man, do I have stories! (I can hear her playing Brotha Lynch Hung while her character attacks enemies, but I don’t hear anything sizzling. Hmm. Beat down time? I’m pretty sure she just hinted at playing WoW all night. What about sex? Goddamnit. My sex life is over faster than it started. I just heard her say “You’re doomed, little guy!”) I’ll be jerking off tonight…and tomorrow morning, and tomorrow night etc.
We are currently in the process of looking at places together. Moving fast? You bet. That’s the only way I know how to do things. Run-N-Gun like Mike D’Antoni, and the New York Knickerbockers. In all seriousness, I feel like it’s meant to be. I mean, if you guys only knew how we ended up together, you’d probably stop all that “fuck a bitch” shit (Shouts to Biggie). We both work, and make steady livings. I’m sure we’re gonna find a cozy apartment in our nice little suburb in the coming months.
I think dinner is just about ready. This week I promise to post some funny shit. I still have a couple of lists to post, and some top 10’s I came up with that are sure to make you gays “LOL.”
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