I’ve decided to stop drinking any beer that isn’t Guinness or Newcastle. Maybe I’m being too elitist. Let’s say… I’ve decided to stop drinking shitty American beers. I haven’t been out drinking in a while, and for good reason. My pockets just aren’t as fat as they used to be. So lately I’ve been relying on going to friend’s houses, or getting treated to lunch or whatever. Big mistake? Probably. Most of the people I know drink piss.
I was finally introduced to Bud Light exactly one week ago. A bunch of folks gathered to watch De La Hoya quit, and naturally, everyone in the house was Mexican. What is it about Mexicans and beer? I swear every Mexican drinks only to get drunk. I suppose I can let that slide though. Their taste buds must be damaged from all the chile they’ve consumed since birth. Anyway, the beer is awful. I don’t know how I managed to drink two bottles of this garbage.
Coors Light is the worst beer I’ve ever tasted. My genius of a brother decided it’d be a good idea to go to Round Table Pizza, and order a pitcher of this shit. That beer tastes like shit. It’s like a dry, less fizzy version of Alka-Seltzer. Who the fuck drinks this bullshit on a regular basis? Awful.
Tags: bud light, coors light, guinness, newcastle, vagina smell
