Paradise City.

Don’t you hate it when you smile at someone just to be nice, and they don’t smile back? I’ve never wanted to kill an educator as much as I do right now. I was expecting this old ho to shoot one right back, but she just glared at me. This is not the student/professor interaction I was hoping for, especially since I go to a community college where the students usually hold themselves to such low standards. Would it hurt to smile back? To seem enthusiastic about being on campus? Jesus. I should write to the dean about that cunt.

Anyway.

It’s been a while since I’ve update this shit. I’ve been busy trying to shove my fingers down my girlfriend’s throat, amongst other things. I’m actually writing this to apologize to the few loyal readers I have. My recent posts have been all music industry related, and I’m not happy about it. I started this blog because I felt like sharing my personality with..whomever. I didn’t start this blog so I could inform people a nobody like Ruste Juxx has a new album out. I appreciate those marketing companies hitting me up about shit like the Knux, and Charles Hamilton, but let’s face it; them cats are wack. I’ll let Nahright handle those music related emails.

Now.. Be prepared for my next entry. It’s about the mentally challenged (retards, for the un-pc), and Scarface apparel.

Midgets in wrestling = comedy.

Holy shit.

Michael Jordan loses for the first time in his life.

Actually, for the second time if you count the divorce.

The Smoking Section Presents: Sonic The Hamilton

Click the picture to download.

Charles Hamilton’s Sonic the Hamilton available tomorrow.

This drops tomorrow via The Smoking Section. Check out the tracklist below:

01. Enter the Hedgehog
02. Where’s My Fucking Genesis
03. 10 Minutes
04. Put Cash Up (feat. Show “Tails” TuFli)
05. Ringtone Rap
06. Two Left Feet (Swaggerless Swag)
07. Frustration and Failed Suicide Attempts
08. Stir of Echoes or Sleeping Beauty
09. Scourge the Hedgehog (Yung Nate)
10. baby sonic
11. Lemme Know
12. SuperSonicVents
13. Happy Ending
14. Fans Are Cool

Today is Charles Hamilton’s birthday too. Go wish him a happy birthday.

Tracklist for B-Real’s Smoke N Mirrors

Album due February 24th, 2009.

1.) Children of The Night f/ Bo Roc (produced by Scoop Deville)

2.) Gangsta Music f/Bo Roc (produced by Soopafly)

3.) Don’t Ya Dare Laugh f/Young De (produced by Scoop Deville)

4.) Everything You Want f/Buckshot (produced by Soopafly)

5.) 6 Minutes f/Young De & Tek (produced by Alchemist)

6.) Pyscho Revolution f/ Sick Jacken (produced by Sick Jacken)

7.) Fire f/Damian Marley (produced by B-Real)

8.) 10 Steps Behind f/Young De & Tek (produced by J. Turner)

9). Get That Dough f/Mimi (produced by Fifth)

10.) Dr. Hyphenstein f/Snoop Doog, Young De & Trace Midas (produced by B-Real)

11.) Stack’ N Paper (produced by J. Turner)

12.) 1 Life f/Send Dog and Mal Verde (produced by B-Real)

13.) Dude VS. Homie (produced by J. Turner)

14.) When They Hate You f/Mimi (produced by Salaam Wreck)

15.) When Were F*cking f/Too Short, Kurupt and Young De (produced by J. Turner)

Loss of concentration. Part 1.

I’ve never really been good at taking notes in class. I noticed this the other day when I was in English day dreaming about..taking notes. The notes in the dream were nice and clean. Not a doodle in sight. Then I snapped out of it, took a look at what I had on paper, and realized I had transformed from doodler of random images, to writer of random sentences. Gone were the flowers, window frames, cock & ball drawings. Replaced by sentences that made no sense. I don’t know if we can consider that evolving, but it’s definitely different. Here are some of the things I had written down in my notes:

“Gary Glitter is a little kid touching, pervert, pedophile faggot.”  - My only explanation is that I’ve been watching his videos on youtube because they’re hilarious. Then after I watch each video, I have to remind myself he moved to Vietnam so he could touch little kids. Faggot. This reminds me of the time I wrote a paper on Phil Spector and I wrote “Phil Spector is a fucking faggot.” hahahaha. Ah, Music school.

“This is legit rap, I.R.S. can suck my books.” – That’s from “Holla” by Ghostface. I wrote this one during English..this was actully written in my text book. I wish I had a good reason for writing it.

“Wheelin’, & Dealin’, Kiss stealin’, Jet Flyin’…” – Ric Flair is sort of my hero. I wrote this in my math notes. You’d write weird shit too if you had to sit in the same class room with a bunch of dolts for 2 and a half hours every day.

“John Wayne was a racist.” – This is what Chuck D. told me in 1989. I was simply stating historical facts.

“Sopa de Caracol, Hey!” – That’s my Mom’s favorite song. I don’t know what the fuck I wrote that one for. Did I mention I write all of these in a sort of graffiti handstyle? It’s so I can distinguish between what I need to study and what I can ignore.

“As I float, my hunnit’ spokes iz no joke..” – I can’t tell which member of Above the Law said this, but 100 Spokes is a fucking classic song that still deserves radio play. I remember writing this one cause I was thinking about lowriders and black people all morning.

There’s a lot more, but you can get an idea of what goes on in my head daily just by reading the first one.

Charles Hamilton speaks on Sonic The Hamilton

 

I voted for Barack Obama.

I feel good about it too. I hope everyone is taking advantage of their right to vote. Please, get out there and make a difference, y’all.