Canadian girls love me. They love Roy, too.

By Farhaad

They love me because in Canada there is no one as awesome as I. Trust me, I’ve been to Canada. All they have there is Somalis, Asians, and Caucasians with accents. I’m going back for the second time in a few days just to make sure I’m right though. Anyway, the galĀ in the picture is from Canada. She burns easy. See? I’m the shit, bitch. I need toilet paper. And some air freshener, fuck a hater.

That’s Roy.

Double chin, lying sideways like a ‘mo, stunner shades and all. I’m still the shit.

That’s what I do to haters, and lames/squares.

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One Response to “Canadian girls love me. They love Roy, too.”

  1. LOL Says:

    yo canadian chicks love me too!
    theyre also notoriously freaky. If shes from Calgary or Vancouver..its a wrap

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