Fernando Vargas..Come get your shades.

By Farhaad

Hahaha. If Fernando Vargas wants to “spit flames,” then I can “spit flames” too. I grew up watching a lot of boxing, particularly a lot of Fernando Vargas in his heyday. I witnessed his greatest victories. Then he got hurt, and we all started watching him lose. Lose badly. Lose to “club fighters.” Losing so much that I wanted to get in a few rounds. Well, I won’t need to step into the ring with Fernando. I already beat him.

That is my brother. He is wearing Fernando’s sun glasses. Thanks to my sister and her whore of a friend, I can officially say I beat Fernando Vargas. It’s not that interesting of a story. I’ll shorten it. Two girls go to a club, they get into VIP, Fernando is there, they steal his glasses, and bail.

I guess this is the equivalent of getting your chain snatched in the rap world. Or your Kufi getting popped off. I bet he’s checking his coat pockets going “Damn, daw’. Where are my glasses eh?”

Fernando, if you’re reading this.. Come get your glasses.

..Jackass

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One Response to “Fernando Vargas..Come get your shades.”

  1. Ali Says:

    the only thing this jackass didn’t lose is weight.

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