If I had to eat one breakfast food for the rest of my life, it’d be bagels. Bagels are so amazing. Blah blah blah, they’re fattening, whatever. Just because you got some wide ass hips, doesn’t mean I have to stop eating them. It’s the one thing that might let me forget about all the devious things Jews have done over the years. Maybe. Did Hitler ever eat a Bagel? Seriously. That 6 million number could have been reduced to about 2 or 3 million if he just had an Everything Bagel for breakfast. With some orange juice. Ooh wee. Did you guys know Hitler was into watersports? I was reading all this shit about him. Dude was a homo, and let people piss on him. I don’t remember if he was into scat or not. Anyway, Bagels are great. Palestine, try a Bagel. Israel, move to Europe.
I like logging into my wordpress account without knowing what I’m going to type. Everytime I plan on writing some shit, it always turns out boring. My creative juices flow when I’m listening to Busta Rhymes, and I have porn playing in the background. It gets me going. That potentially sounds gay, so..No homo.
Tags: ariel sharon, busta rhymes, heil hitler, palestine is grimy
