Hands-Free Law.

By Farhaad

This law can go eat a dick. It doesn’t even make sense. If you’re driving, you can’t be holding a cellphone to your ear, but if you’re over 18, you can still text while driving? How does that even work? I hope more people get into accidents. Idiots. I think the worst part about this is that you’ll see a lot more assholes talking on their cellphones about useless shit in public. I swear to God if I’m eating in the patio area of some fancy restaurant and everyone is on their fucking phone talking about how stupid the hands-free law is, I’m gonna stab a bitch.

The government is in cahootz with them bluetooth headset companies. Faggots. Since this law is going into effect real soon, I will comprise a schedule for my friends of when to call me. I’m not going to get a ticket because you want to go to the movies. I don’t drive and text. That is dangerous. And you’ll never ever catch me wearing a bluetooth headset. Not even if it guaranteed me some freak who is willing to do A2M.

I don’t need a reason to post that.

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One Response to “Hands-Free Law.”

  1. Julene Says:

    Wait, over 18 and you’re still allowed to text? Looks like I’m in luck!!

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