Women’s College Softball.

Congratulations Arizona State Sun Devils on winning the Women’s College Softball World Series. Now, get naked.

I can’t watch or enjoy watching women play sports. There’s no such thing as a teabagging dunk in women’s basketball. No woman will ever use the jab to set up a knckout like Lennox Lewis. And no woman will ever have an intimidating presence on defense in football. I have to admit though, college softball is pretty fucking awesome. I watched the Women’s World Series because it was fast, exciting, and because every game was extremely competitive for the most part. But..there’s always a but. The main reason why I watched was because of this:

College softball girls are fine as hell. They look so wholesome in the pitching circle, in the outfield, in the dugout.. I’m going to post up my 08 All-star team so you folks can see the brilliance that is white girls. Time for sleep.

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