Samantha Ronson, real lesbian.

Lindsay Lohan, not a lesbian. Is it just me, or does it seem that girls who claim they’re bisexual are full of shit? I think if you’re a girl, the true meaning of “bisexual” these days is you like to kiss other girls. Now, a dude who is “bisexual” is just a faggot. That’s word.

I don’t think Rohan is gonna last. Samantha Ronson looks like the type of dyke that doesn’t use dildos cause she’s so anti-man. She uses oven mitts and shit. Her dyke game is strong. I’m pretty sure she’s into butt-play too, something little miss Lohan probably doesn’t do. These young Hollywood girls are a mess. They’ll put coke up their nose, but they think a finger in the butt is gross. Somebody’s priorities are fucked.

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