5th grade homework.

I’m helping my punk ass nephew do his homework. He has to write a story using twenty words in his weekly spelling list or some shit. These are his twenty words:

Potato
Property
Sensitive
Emotion
Vacation
Dangerous
Regular
Astonish
Popular
Favorite
Attention
Amateur
Condition
Imagine
Energy
Natural
History
Memory
Personal
Continue

Now, this is his story. I promise you this has not been edited in any way. This is his actual story. Misspelled words, and awful grammar will be included. The spelling words of the week will be bold. 

Once there was a potato who had little property. He had a sensetive emotion about everything. They he went on vacation. Little did he know it was a the most dangerous place, it was Mount Everest. He said it was just a regular mountain. People were astonish to hear him say that. He had got to popular after saying that he will have his favorate new home on the peak. What caught everyones attention was when he was clim bing the mountain! The people thought he was a ametur but he was not. The potato was in good condition he had no bad imagine in his head. He had so much energy. Natural efects had happen snow, hail, and slippry, ice. Then he had made it. He had made history. In his memory they built a statue of him. Still no one know wy he did it, it was proboley personal. There is a moral thought, it is always continue in life.

This is a 5th grader. 6th grade will be the death of him. I promise you. The boy was born in America, and English is his first language. There is no excuse for being this bad at writing at this age. I swear to God if my brother caught wind of this shit, he would slap him so hard. I’m really surprised that this kid has the balls to turn this bullshit in as a completed assignment. Sneaky ass brats might get by their fucking parents, but I was a kid once. You can’t fuck with me, especially if I take you to, and pick you up from school.

I hope the other two kids know how to read and write.

Tags: dumb ass spoiled kids who don't know shit.