I don’t follow religion, church is just a club for the gays.

Read my interview with Goretex of Non Phixion, and Circle of Tyrants over at Godsgirls.com

Wipe me down.

Today I am taking my first ever Yoga class. Gay? Probably. We’ll see how it goes. Maybe I’ll meet some broad in spandex that thinks my stretching game is serious.

I went to Fader Magazine’s 53rd issue release party last night. Didn’t stay long enough to watch Abe Vigoda. Anyway, the venue was the 6th Street Warehouse. That shit was pretty dope. Free beer. Tons of hipsters though. That’s really a no-no. Julene came with me to provide some color commentary, and also to spread the good word of Godsgirls.com, but the latter didn’t even happen. We were too concerned with the gay guy wearing the turquoise sweater, smoking menthols. Maybe next time.

Cute photographer broad is out of my life forever. = \

Dead Pornstars.

How awful. So earlier today, I was going through wikipedia, and something lead me to a page with some porno broad. I read her bio or whatever, and I got curious about some of these other girls that I enjoy pleasuring myself to. So I start typing names. Lauren Phoenix. Hilary Scott. Jasmine Byrne. Haley Paige..

Died August 21st, 2007. At first I was like, “That’s too bad.” Then I realized I very recently watched a scene with her in it, and of course, I pleasured myself. How fucking creepy is that? I mean, I didn’t know she was dead, but now that I know, it’s disgusting. I immediately went into both my harddrives and began to delete everything I had with her in it. I was tempted to double click each thumbnail to see which scene I was deleting, but I found it to be rather awful, so I didn’t. Wow. I need a shower.

I realize I could have chosen a classy picture out of respect, but she looks so happy here!

People read this shit?

I’ve had 9 people tell me recently that my blog is funny, and they enjoy reading it. I do not know any of these people. That’s kind of exciting. One day that 9 will turn into 10!! I feel like the pressure is on now. Bring it on.

Eli Porter vs. Envy

You can’t lose a rap battle to someone with a disability. I learned that from some MTV rap battle show where they had a blind MC…years ago.

..and what is with the host putting his hands all over that other dude? Gay ass shit.

My favorite, and your favorite, Snoop Froggy Dogg.

Dear Snoop Dogg,

What the fuck happened to you?

Sincerely,
Farhaad AKA The Young Peter Gabriel AKA Sledgehammer Jr.

 

I’m not soft.

So yesterday I went to the first day of a music festival that included acts such as Paramore, All-American Rejects, New Found Glory, and Jimmy Eat World. Today is day two, and it doesn’t get any better! I feel as if I need to prove to people, and to myself that I’m still hood. So here’s some thug shit.

Just like AZ..

Spent two weeks in Europe. Tired. I really, really love Europe.