Dark Beer.

I think Project Pat described my ideal woman with the song “Gel & Weave.” Here is the first verse.

You can put a wig on a pig-a-let, make her dance and jiggle it
Bring all the money back to Daddy and I’m diggin it
Burgundy or honey blonde, Yellow wit them black streakers
Red or the orange plum, Don’t forget the gold teefus
At the club half naked, In the store, house shoes
Cussin out authority, body full of tattoos
Bedroom doin things, flickin’ out her tongue ring
Livin’ in the projects, could be in a gang
She from the hoody-hood, all to the goody-good
Lips and her tongue and it’s all understoody-stood
First of the month mackin’, kids on the Similac and
Droppin over Mama’s house, “Girl what’s crack-a-lackin?”
Hookin up with so-called, g-string or no draws
Fingernails, big hips, juicy whale, pink lips
Ready mayne to do the damn thing at the motel
If you’re bang-banging all night she’ll go tell

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