Let’s ride on these fools at their own barbeque.

I think I might be an egomaniac. I’m wearing a shirt with a stencil of my face on it.

Damn, what up? When did I turn this into a music blog? I’ve been slow on the updates, my bad. It’s been a rough few weeks. Nothing I couldn’t overcome, though. But it’s a new week! Things will be better. Anyway, my car broke down last week. I’ve been driving my roommate’s car. She’s in Louisiana being an actress in a movie. She’s a famous actress now. Anyway, she’s this crazy vegan, and she has all these vegan type bumper stickers on her car. One of them says, “Real men don’t harm animals.” I’m willing to put up with the stares because she has Sirius satellite radio, and all I listen to is the Old School Hip-Hop station. Whateverrrr. I’m buying a new car soon. Hopefully before the end of the year. I’ve figured it out I think. I can’t afford to pay more than 400 a month, that’s not including insurance and shit. I make okay money at work. I’d like a nice little raise before the year ends, so we’ll see. I’d like to pay rent, and car payments at the end of the month, without having to sacrifice things like food, and water. haha.

I bought the Norelco body groomer over the weekend. I was tired of grooming my ‘groin area’ with a regular ass razor. There’s so many dangers with that. I felt it was time to drop 40 bucks on one of these things, and do it in a somewhat safer method. I took it to my chest and shaved off a patch of hair, and it was smoothe, so I think it’ll be a pleasant experience. I’m about to charge that bitch for 8 hours, and wake up in the AM ready to carve an “F” above my dick area.

Now it’s time to bitch about music. Wonderful. So lately I’ve been talking to a friend about terrible ass music. We both agree that Busdriver is the worst rapper ever. That shit he does is not cool, or funny, or good. Nope. See, I got a problem with people who listen to Soulja Boy for anything other than comedic value (laughing at, not laughing with). The same goes for people who listen to this Busdriver character, and anyone else that falls into that genre of bullshit. I think I’m just mad cause once I saw some kid on myspace list Busdriver as one of the 10 best emcees ever. The kid somehow managed to leave Rakim, and Big Daddy Kane off of the list. Maybe he was being “edgy.” At the time I didn’t know who the fuck this dude was, I never heard his music, so, naturally, I looked for something by him on Youtube, and I got this:

What. The. Fuck.

110,000 people have watched this bullshit. Hardly anyone has commented about how gay it is. I just don’t get it. I bet if you’d ask this guy his influences, he’d say something like Rakim and Big Daddy Kane..sad. Anyway, I don’t know how anyone could prefer that song, over this one:

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