I’m gonna have a ball, it might as well be a testicle.

Since when do fortune cookies come without fortunes? (Update: Fernando gave me his fortune. It said I will discover an unexpected treasure.) I had Chinese for lunch today. It was salty. More than usual. Chinese people are on some shit.. I’ve never been disappointed in Broccoli/Beef combo before, but today’s was just wackkkkkkk. My roommmate is gonna be pissed that I ate such greasy food for lunch. I usually eat out all the time, and it’s going to kill me. Just yesterday I had a stomach ache for the whole day. I think it’s something serious. I’ll get it checked out Friday..or not. I’ll most likely have to though. I can’t die just yet. I still have some personal goals that I haven’t yet accomplished.

Hi. As many of you know, I follow the Wu-Tang Clan like little white girls follow Fall Out Boy. The new Wu leaked the other day, and I was so excited to check it out. First release in 6 years, it’s gotta be heat, right? Right??! Wrong! I have to make it known that it’s not a bad album at all, it just isn’t as good as the previous releases. Yup, that’s counting Iron Flag and The W. I’m a little disappointed by the direction the RZA went with it. It’s not smashmouth, hardcore rap anymore, it’s just eerie beats. The rhymes are there, they just don’t grab hold of you. Well, of me at least. I was really disappointed with Ghostface only appearing on three songs. I know there was a ton of inner turmoil during the recording process and shit, but only three songs? I think Cappadonna appeared on more songs than Ghost did, and Cappa isn’t even an official member. Whatever. There’s no “Triumph.” There’s no “Protect Ya Neck.” There’s not even a “Gravel Pit.” I’ll still buy it.

I am known to do the Wop. Also known for the Flintstone Flop.

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