Halloween, Basketball + I need a girl to ride, ride, ride.

Happy Halloween! This used to be my favorite holiday when I was a youngster. I loved candy. I also loved having no responsibilities. I decided to pay my parking tickets from September instead of buying a costume this year. But I did wake up in a celebratory type of mood this morning. I wore my Orange Astros fitted, Black tee, and Brian Andersons to work today. Orange and Black, ya dig! I was supposed to go to this huge GodsGirls Halloween party tonight, but no costume, and no date means I’m gonna watch some NBA games..which have already started. I feel bad about not attending tonights festivities because I love to hold my friends down, and show support, but I’m just not up to it tonight. Sorry girls.

The NBA Season started! Whoa! I haven’t been this excited about basketball in a long time. I zoomed over to my parents place after work yesterday so I could catch the Lakers vs. Rockets game. What an ending! Not really a big fan of either team, but that was good basketball. Kobe definitely showed up. One of the game’s best right there. This year I’m following Boston. My favorite basketball player is KG. I had to endure 10+ years of bullshit by following Minnesota, and now it looks like I can have some sort of hope. Really excited!

I used to make fun of those P. Diddy “I Need a Girl” songs because I thought they were gay. But I was just a teen then. I didn’t know what Mark Curry, Loon, and Genuwine were talking about. Actually, I don’t even know who was on Part 2, that beat was crazy though. So, someone needs to help me find a girlfriend because I don’t hang out in places where you’d find respectable women. Girls who give it up for free are cool and all, but that ain’t really my style. I hate to admit it, but I’m looking for all that cute lovey dovey bullshit. Ugh. Maybe I should do a personal right here on my blog? That seems right. Here I go:

Girls, I am quite the catch. I may not be the most handsome guy on the planet, but come on. I’m not that bad looking. Looks don’t even mean shit anymore! I have a steady job doing something I love, I don’t do drugs, I have my own car and I live on my own. Well, I live with two messy girls who get naked on the internet, but I have my own room..which happens to be extremely messy at the moment. I respect my mother, and my sister…even though both have told me they’d snitch on me if they found I ever killed someone. I like to go out and have fun. Bar? Club? Resaurant? Dinner? Drinks? Sure! I like pussy ass movies like Amelie, and I <3 Huckabees. I don’t love pussy ass music though. Most of what I listen to is about selling drugs, shooting guns, and misogyny, and that makes me happy. I know what it’s like to be down and out, and then running off to go shop to feel better about myself for 5 minutes. I can relate to you birds, fo rilla. I love shoes & most things related to fashion. I hate you hipster fucks though. Wear those stupid wayfarer sunglasses around me, and I’ll slap them off of your face! I love to converse, but I’m more of a listener. I usually don’t have much to say unless it involves gun talk, and the misfortune of others. Let’s go shopping! I’m a big fan of going store to store just to browse. I do a lot of that. I’ll carry your bags too. That’s pretty much what Farhaad is about. Now here’s a small list of what I expect from a woman:

-Shut the fuck up every once in a while. It’ll excite me.
-Must love the entire Wu-Tang Clan. Yes, even U-God.
-You have to love hip-hop. No exceptions.
-Drug free is the way to be. No Piff. No Diesel. No Booger Sugar.
-Don’t be so uptight about shit. If I called dude a fag, then he’s a fag.
-My shoes come before you.
-Must have good fahsion sense. If you think we can go out with you wearing sweats, you got another thing coming…like a beating.
-21 and over. That’s just me getting my grown man on.
-Have your shit together. Own place, own car, School, Job, Internship, Realistic goals etc. YES!
-Challenge me.

Happy Halloween, scallywags.

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