I’m going to title my blog entries with the names of the newest southern rap songs because fifteen year old white girls use search engines too. My most viewed entry is “Don’t call me no mo..” People love their precious Project Pat it seems.
So, who is familiar with Extenze? I stumbled upon a month’s supply of Extenze, and I decided I would try it because I have nothing to lose, and something to gain! There’s very few side effects. One of them is acne. My skin isn’t the greatest, so I’m not worried about that. Hair loss is another side affect, but I shave my head. I’m not a pregnant woman either, so it looks like I’m 3 for 3. I’m on day five of this “experiment,” and I see no results yet. I ended up telling my friend’s girlfriend about this the other night when I was drunk. Apparently she was blushing! I didn’t notice, or I did, but I didn’t care. hahahaha. Can you believe 400,000 little boxes of this shit gets shipped out every month? Somebody, somewhere is making money off of dicks. Taken from the Extenze website:
How big will I really get?
Although we can’t say exactly how much larger you will get, we will guarantee that you will see an increase in size.
Word.
I showed up to work late today. They don’t seem to frown upon that over here. I have a shitty attitude regarding projects that I think are lame. They don’t frown upon that either. Win win? I should bitch about how much money I make. Maybe they’ll understand that I: need the freshest kicks, eat steak & lobster every day, and like to pay rent when it’s due.
